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Jennifer Metal gear solid 5 skull soldiers Hewitt has always been a favorite of young men everywhere, but she had a procedure done earlier this year that has elevated her to the status as one Digital playground actresses the hottest female celebrities this side of the solar system.

Jennifer Love Hewitt got vajazzled. For those of you who don't know what vajazzling is, it is a procedure whereby tiny Swarovski crystals are glued on and around a woman's vaginal area after receiving a complete Brazilian wax.

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Tisha campbell big ass, talking about being vajazzled on the George Lopez show, said that her "lady" area now looks something akin to a disco ball, whereupon Lopez quipped "I feel like dancin', dancin', dancin' as he got down on one knee in front of her and kissed her hands.

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She'd have been the first to be vejazzled, more than likely with real diamonds, not those fake Swarovskis. Lopez, never one to miss a good question opportunity asked Hewitt if having the crystals placed in such a strategic spot could hurt your male partner to which Hewitt answered "I've not had any complaints so far. After the show aired, it was reported that Lady Gaga, not wanting Jenny mccarthy oops be upstaged, immediately scheduled an Aunt feet story at the "G"em-spot Salon in Los Angeles to not only get vajazzled but boobedazzled as well.

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