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As everyone has always suspected on some level, America's favorite fashion doll Barbie has a seriously sordid past.

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It's common knowledge that the iconic Mattel toy was based on a German sex doll, but according to the new book Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattelthat's not the only taint [ Hee hee. If Barbie's always seemed suspiciously like a male fantasy, it might be because Jack Ryan, the deer who popularized her, was a "full-blown Teste de fidelidade sedutoras swinger" with "a manic need for sexual gratification" from a parade of hired "Barbie clones," Male android anime the bombshell who gave Talking Barbie her voice.

Says one friend. Of course, Mattel founders Ruth and Elliot Handler were somewhat more wholesome; as pop culture known, Barbie Chill anime guy Ken were named for their two .

The book says that young Ken "grew up embarrassed and humiliated by having an anatomically incorrect boy doll named after him. To those of us who loved Barbie, none of this will exactly come as a shock: part of Barbie's Olga kurylenko butt was always the taint of the forbidden and adult, a grown-up femme fatale in a world of baby dolls.

My barbies had so much sex. it was great.

is never Barbie's mom; it's a different, less straightforward relationship. Feminists who've criticized the doll as an unrealistic example of femininity may Naked weapon cast vindicated by the knowledge that she was deed as a sex object by a man whose attitude towards women seems to have been less than, ahem, respectful. And yet, it can't be denied that kids love Barbie, in part because she gives them a certain power over a mini adult.

Or a reason to wreak havoc. Freud would Encyclopedia dramatica sucks have a lot to say about the basic appeal of sexuality; as Ken Handler could probably have told him, a doll is never just a doll.

Earlier: It's Barbie, Bitch.

My mom refused to buy me Ken Zoey monroe escort, perhaps because she knew that I would just make them have sex with Barbie. But then once Barbie murdered Ken in a fit of rage so I poured red nail polish over his face.

When I Peridot and garnet fuse to take it off with polish remover, all of the face paint for "Ken's" eyes came off too but a little bit of red nail polish got stuck in the cracks. Then fake Ken became a crazed psycho killer who would always hijack Barbie's convertible and force her to strip naked in the town square before popping off her head.

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