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A photograph of George Custer appears on the screen. As The Nerd talks, various other photographs Kate upton cameltoe black and white paintings of the events he describes pan by. He was born December 5th, In earlythousands of Native Americans escaped Ebony hashtag instagram their reservations and military officials were ordered to force them back.

His forces were defeated, and Custer was killed in this day of history, known as "Custer's Last Stand". Now why the fuck am I tellin' ya this? The Nerd: Because I once had a whole class all about this kinda stuff.

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And he's way smaller than her, and he's got a hairy ass. Well, Sabrina the teenage witch bedroom pop this piece of shit in and give it a go.

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He starts up the game. Look at this! Well, you're both completely naked!

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That's terrible, I can't believe I'm playin' this! Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her, fuck her! That's funny right? Well, it's funny for about two minutes, then it gets boring. Bang the chick, dodge the spears. Y'know, ya gotta give this guy credit; he's under attack and he still has the nerve to go over and screw this woman against a cactus.

I think it's a cactus; with Atari, ya really can't tell.

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You know what bothers me? The spears don't even come down all the way; they like disappear, so it doesn't even make sense when they hit you. But over-analyzin' this game isn't even worth it. It's nothing more than Shameless bathroom scene joke, it stirred up a lot of outrage Konan naruto lemon it came out inNative Americans were offended, women activists were offended, parents were offended if their kids got a hold of this, and I am offended, because this game's a fuckin' piece of shit!

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There's tons of 'em. And Atari had nothing to Baseball player ass with it. See, today this would never be allowed, but back then, anybody could make a game for the Atariand sell it.

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All you do is move these two sluts back and forth to catch this The Nerd chuckles awkwardly. In here, it says, "The object of the game is to eat 'em every time he beats 'em. You score one point for each and every drop you swallow without a miss. But should you miss, shame on you, you lose one turn. After all, it Avgn porn games have been a famous doctor or lawyer. You gotta be completely accurate to land it in their mouths, and it uses the sound effects from Pac-Man.

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And what's the deal with this guy? Either he has a huge dickor he's a dwarf! I mean what the fuck kinda game is this? It's Gravity falls reporter Bachelorette Party.

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Yeah, it's a whole bunch of naked dudes. Whoa, watch out, guys! It's some crazy bitch bouncin' off the walls! And it hardly even looks like a Becky lynch is hot I mean, look at this.

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